feedyourapathy:

The Night I Drove Alone

(via lxxse-ends)

I SAW THE PRETTY RECKLESS LAST WEEKEND! IT WAS AMAZING!

(via lxxse-ends)

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

(via parkingstrange)

dubstepsunset:

It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have

(Source: yes-this-is-groot, via happiest)

(Source: vici0us, via guy)

potatoes.

(Source: grinned, via poet-withoutwords)

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

(via stability)

boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin

(via fake-mermaid)