(Source: snorlaxatives, via asvprock)

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

(Source: demonicdorothy, via imwillowpape)

vanconcastiel:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

(via guy)

tomrny:

DO YOU EVER JUST GET NERVOUS ABOUT LITERALLY NOTHING AND YOU DONT KNOW WHY BUT YOU ARE

(via heart)

officialunitedstates:

I keep one of those alarm clocks that you used to see on 90s cartoons (those yellow ones with the huge analog clock and the two bells at the top) in my pocket when I go to county fairs so I can pretend that I’ve won a stuffed animal whenever the alarm goes off

(Source: sextattoos, via 1337tattoos)

themoonphase:

what is this and how do i achieve it

(Source: rainbowsandunicornscrafts, via perks-of-being-chinese)

tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

(via asvprock)